In the spirit of co-operation and in an effort to break down the barriers of sectarianism, the Dubai Hoops CSC have/has agreed to allow a locally based Rankgers supporting Huegenot, one Nez de Bleu de Guillaume to offer his tuppenceworth on CFC/RFC related issues on OUR website on a regular basis..................Ed.
The Dubai Hoops
Jist want to say thanks for ginn me the oppertunity to write on your magazeen on topikal issues and expres the balanced view of the more reasoned Ger like, wi the understanding that no chainges be made to my articles by DHCSC editors. It is just my opinions on life and football. Thanks. (No changes Guillaume, that's a promise, grammatical or otherwise, with the proviso that content deemed to be insulting or offensive will not be published. Ed.)...................
PLG
Ah ken av no bin oan fur a wyle like but it wiz coaz the French guy like, embarrusin so hay wur like! My maw says my da knew him at skool in franceland. Jist want tae say ah don't ken him like a bit. oanywey he's gaun noo and Wattie is back so that's grand eh!
Vive La France
It's good tae hae a french guy in charge ken. That's a french name like, guy no ken. My da is french tae.
Games to come
Am nae lukking forwird tae Saiturday like, cos it's Falkirk and they beat Hibs twa weeks ago ken..........Appreciate yiz gien mae the space tae write stuff like bit it's nae a guid time fur me ken so wull probally wait fur a while like befour I hiv sum guid stuff tae write aboot. Something tho, Eck's no that bad ken cos Portsmouth want him like. Agree.
SICK
Eck, Ah dinnae feal too guid!
Hertz
See like all youze that go on about how guid the Sellick youths/u21s/Res are like, ken winning everything for the last four or six seasons eh! Well ok bit ah don't get the remark ken made by yon Barca Mole guy that I must be proud like cos 'gers ruserves are leeding the SPL!' Ah thoat that Hertz wur leedin the SPL.
Dubai Chippies
Thay don't dae salt and sauce on yir chips ken in Dubai.
Managers
Alex McLeish is really good at signing players like, ken this guy Fanfan well Celtic wanted to sign him furst like but Alex flew oaver to France, my da comes from thare, in Mr Murray's jet like so fur Gordun Strachan to sign players befour Alex he'll need to get flying lessuns and a jet ken.
Larsson
Don't think he was as good as Peter Van Vossen like, Peter was more of a complete player ken and anyway, Larsson couldn't do it in Europe, that's why he came to Celtic.
Northern Ireland
I don't actually come from thare but went thare last year with oor bus, not the bus in Dubai like but the one what I used to go on in Scotland. Some of the younger ones thought that it, the Loyalist bit anyway like ken, was a bit behind the times like and that caused an argament. I never said much because its quite a thorny subject but I had to agree privutly, because they still hadnae lit thare bonfires and this was in July like, about eight months after Guy Fox night.
The Pope
That was a shame like ken the Pope going but he wasn’t for us The Pope. I'm not saying like that he had anything against us ken but he was more interested in the cathlics. But this other guy Benedict who has taken over from The Pope I think he will be a bit more for us because he went to Bari in Italy the other day ken and that has goat quite a few prods thare, strange eh with Bari being a cathlic name like. So maybe this Benedict will be more for us than The Pope was ken, so things will be more fair not just for us but for everybody like. We'll see eh!
Names
See like my da he's French fae Franceland ken, and my maw is Scottish but my maw thought that it would be ok for me to have a French name ken when I was born but Ken isnae a French name like!
